Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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There are only two embedded scenes in the first segment of the end credits and absolutely none after the long credits end rolling so no need to stay and wait.

I love Sam's mommy because she is so retarded. She even hit a Decepticon with a handbag. A white handbag. Or maybe the actors really just have great chemistry. It is like watching a dysfunctional family on reality TV. I love them. I love Mojo and his new puppy love too!

I love John Turturro because he is just as psychotic as Bumblebee. His short remarks are funny (under the enemy scrotum, remodeling the pyramid) I also love the senile Decepticon and the little Remote Control Decepticon with a filthy mouth. They take care of the the comedy when the parents are not around.

Drag Me to Hell

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HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA, shit. HAHAHAHA! Oh my God, I am so sorry, HAHAHA! I just could not stop. HAHAHAHA! I almost fell off my seat laughing when the goat started talking, HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously though, you must see this film. This is going to be be the most enjoyable film you will ever see this year. I am dead serious. Look, I gave it 5/5.

You know how low budget horror flicks tend to be unintentionally funny because they take themselves so seriously like Oooh, look this movie is horror, awoo! and then a box full of computer generated cockroaches that would disappoint even a seven-year-old kid suddenly comes to the picture and then you laugh because it is so corny and mediocre? Well, this movie is the exact opposite. It is downright sarcastic but the CGI makes it obvious that it is a big budget film. It is like a not so disappointing version of a movie that supposedly spoofs horror flicks (ahem, Scary Movie, ahem, corny).