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A magnitude 7+ earthquake ravages the city leaving
serious damage to life, property, and relationships in its wake. As if the
lives of the members of the Montes clan are not already screwed up enough to
begin with. Leading the pack is Mariel (Maricel Soriano), the TV network executive
who eats bitter gourd daily for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Needless to say,
she is a frigid bitch. Her husband Gary (Gabby Concepcion) left her for a
younger woman, way younger in the form of Charlotte (Carla Abellana), who is
not at all a mistress since the marriage has been annulled for a decade
already, but of course that is irrelevant if you are the ex-wife/boss from hell
whom everyone would love to push off the escalator if only there were no
security cameras installed in the office. Eunice (Eula Caballero) thinks her
mother is too strict, and like any other teenager, rebels, albeit just a
little. At least she is not emo. Jacob (Jericho Rosales) is ex-wife’s younger
brother who seems equally married to his job as he is to his wife Lori (Lovi
Poe), an ex-lead vocalist who left her dreams to pursue wifedom, and yes, she is
having withdrawal symptoms. The family patriarch (Ronaldo Valdez) is married to
a much younger Agnes (Agot Isidro) and they have Selene (Solenn Heussaff) as
their daughter, who insists working for her intolerable half-sister because she
wants to learn from the “best”. She thinks her boyfriend Vincent (Paulo
Avelino) is too clingy, so she sets her eyes on personal trainer slash matrona
magnet Derek (Dennis Trillo), totally oblivious to the fact that he is doing
mommy too.
That was one lengthy synopsis. At least I did not include
the house help, lest there would be no more review, just a summary that is not
at all brief! It is difficult to summarize ensemble dramas with a huge cast, okay.
Moving on, why should you watch this movie? One thing: it is legit. You would not
be seeing Maricel Soriano get tossed in a pool after a stranglehold (HA HA HA, Kris
Aquino, HA HA HA) but rather just the common drama that you witness, or even
get to experience, in real life such as the usual slapping, shrieking, sobbing,
and sleeping with people you should never be caught sleeping with. In short, it
mimics real life, which might be its very own disadvantage when they count the
box office returns.
It is a serious disadvantage to be a hard-core drama film
in a sea of comedies and special effects laden productions. Sure, you are a family
movie, but so are they. What leverage does a crying TV actor have in the big
screen over flying dragons and antique shop dealers who get tossed in a pool
after a choke hold (HA HA HA, Kris Aquino, HA HA HA – sorry I could not help
it)? Well, that is your answer. Acting. Ensemble dramas tend to bring out the
best an actor could offer thanks to the serious tone and many opportunities for
interaction with the rest of the cast, who also happen to be people and not CGI
nor choppy ghost apparitions. That way, newbie actors get the chance to hone
their craft with none other than the veterans themselves.
Maricel is Maricel, and for actors of her calibre you
tend to nitpick rather than catch fleeting moments of brilliance for the mere fact that she is
already brilliant. That is reserved for the newbies. The character is quite similar
to her turn as Vera Go in the first Mano Po movie, but this one seems to be a
toned down version. There are moments when she seems to be hesitating, or wait,
the right term might be “remembering”? It seems like she is trying to recall
her lines, hence some awkward pauses in some dialogues, but you just brush
these off thanks to her long and good reputation of playing feisty women
onscreen. It might be just a character nuance for all we care. There is no
doubt that Gabby is KC’s father. Aside from the striking resemblance, they both
have this annoying voice modulation thingy which makes every line they drop
sound like a voice over for some TV commercial. At least KC seems to be gradually
unlearning the bad habit. Gabby, on the contrary, does not seem to be over this
phase just yet. At least most of his scenes are with Maricel and Carla. Saved
by the girls.
Most people consider Carla as a ham actress, but I am not
one of them. I am a fan now. I don’t know. I am just convinced after seeing her
latest movies that she can act. Maybe people just could not get over the train wreck
of a remake that Rosalinda was. The Eula Caballero kid is good too, even
brilliant for a beginner. I am surprised that none of these two faded in the
background during their scenes with Maricel. They were able to hold their own.
Clap, clap!
Solenn needs more practice. It is dictated in the
industry that glamorous long legged girls who speak minimal Tagalog be cast as
the “liberated” black sheep who takes care of the racy scenes. It is in the
culture, depending on which side of the spectrum you are on. Either you see
them as liberated, or you view them as pokpokish, which is unfair, I know. But
we are a nation of hypocrites, unfortunately. Okay, let’s reserve that for
another essay. Bottom line, practice your Tagalog. Get similar roles for a year
or two. Do not accept any poor barrio lass or naive but hot housemaid roles just
yet. It would not work for now. Patience.
Dennis has always had the acting chops but always
delegated to a support role, which is not bad. Most of the best actors in this
country play support. Most lead roles tend to go to the ham actors. Too bad,
but that is life. The good thing for Dennis is that he has versatile looks. He
could play both goody two shoes and naughty bad boy with credibility, making
his character’s development here convincing. Jericho is his usual self, also a
good actor who does what is expected of him here, nothing less, perhaps something more, lol.
Paulo does not do anything here other than take his clothes off, whine, and make
bugbog the Dennis Trillo. In short, extra. Well, there are no small roles, but
his here has no character development either.
Special mention should go to Agot for making the presence
of the cougar population felt. Matronas, represent! We all thought that they
would soon be extinct but it seems like they are back to hunt for fresh flesh.
As for Mr. Ronaldo Valdez, he is always a strong presence onscreen. So, kudos
too! Oops, don’t forget Lovi! More movies for Lovi, every movie I’ve seen this year
with her in it was good enough in my book. Hope Regal continues to invest on
her career.
A formula like this tends to age quickly and seems to
have already reached its peak with Tanging Yaman back then. It is a good thing
that it does not look like a film trying hard
to bring back the glory days when drama was queen at the tills. Instead, it
adapts to what is modern and in return gives a vibe that is not too out of date
for it to seem foreign to the present generation. But still, it seems like the
attempt is unsuccessful since I was surrounded by coughing old people in the
cinema. It was like a Home for the Aged excursion. The minority of young bloods
across the room were either busy chatting or dozing off with their
mouths wide open. But again, an A+ for the effort, Regal. A perennial token
drama with a good story and a competent cast is always welcome in the MMFF. But
please, no more Mano Po.
2 creature(s) gave a damn:
Love you review! I've seen this movie because of Maricel. And yes, I have to agree with what you say about Karla and Eula. I always thought Karla was a "ham" actress, but was really surprised at how she carried her role her - against Maricel. And Eula too is awesome! I heard Maricel adores the kid. :)
@mykoreancorner - Thanks!! Ayan, may kasama na ko sa Carla Abellana fans club? Hehe. :)
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